Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Talking Linda

Talking Linda App for iPhone
     Have you ever wanted a virtual friend?  A female virtual friend?  A virtual friend that dances like a stripper and lives on a suspicious diet of bananas and hot dogs?  Well then this is your lucky day!
     The information on this app claims that Linda is your virtual friend and companion.  But I don't think this is the sort of digital friend you want your young children hanging out with.  Not that she actually does anything pornographic.  It's just clearly targeted at a 'different' audience.
     When you speak into the iPhone Linda will repeat what you say back at you.  I can't tell if it alters the voice or if my voice sounds exactly like Linda's voice... Because when she repeats me it doesn't sound any different.  But I have to assume it's not going to repeat a male's voice back.  But then... Maybe it will?  So Linda could sound a little manly if a male talked into it.
     Linda has 4 different looks, as you can see to the right.  Each one is a tiny top and tight bottoms, with long pony tails.  So I suppose the looks aren't very different when you really get right down to it.
     Other than talking and standing there in slightly different outfits, she can also dance for you.  She does a provocative stripper-esque dance to music that seriously sounds like it was taken from a porno scene.  If you tap her she'll make a noise and move around a bit.  You can also feed her a banana or a hot dog.  However, don't expect her to eat it in a sexy way.  Because you may be disappointed.  She can also drink a glass of what I assume is milk.
     Maybe you want to record your new friend performing some of her classy skills.  You can do that.  Click the record button at the top and interact with her.  Everything she does and says will be recorded.  You can play it back, save it to your library, upload it to your Facebook or Youtube or you can email it to someone.
     Alright, now for what i think of this application.  I don't understand what the point of it is.  But then there are a lot of applications like that.  It's not really something I'll be keeping on my phone.  The artwork and animation is average.  nothing special but not bad.  The interaction is limited and a bit random.  It seems too much like it's trying really hard to be sexual while still being safe enough for the app store.  I suppose it reminds me of those pens with the photos of the models in them.  The ones where when the pen is upside down her clothes come off.  This is the iPhone version of that pen.  But with more features.
Rating: 2.5/5
  • Free
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated: Aug 11, 2011
  • Version: 1.1
  • Size: 77.1 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: Kong Ching Hong Alan
You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
  • Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
  • Frequent/Intense Sexual Content or Nudity

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